Rock n roll yourself to death

We wouldn't live with a banner that reads "DIAL IT TO 11 FRIDAY" unless we could cook a couple of bowls of these fresh buds. Sixteen candles by the Crests in 1958. Ahhh rock n roll infancy. Fifty-seven chevys, makin' out, n all that greaser shit. Boof! Next, Sweet's overrevved, supersizzle 1976in' Lies In Your Eyes shows off their massive talent. Massive AND TALENT! Vroom!! Cabooseification: VH soups it up on their 1980 Women and Children First LP with Everybody Wants Some. And we do, and how 'bout you? Far from our significant island called 'normal planet earth' we have the realm of the radio DJ. The man whose voice calls to you in the night. The preacher of pop music. The deacon of disco. The savior of soul. Two titans walked the earth. One was the wolfman (r.i.p.) and he's highlighted in the bottom clip. The other is the immortal 'screamin' italian' Dick Biondi, who spins vinyl on WLS starting at 11pm every weekday night. Dig that tune-rific rapturous style when the young world wanted to flip off anyone over thirty and the music and the Wolfman howled over the airwaves from secret places under a secret moon somewhere hidden in the mexican desert. Dead-before-we-hit-the-ground-bitchin'. The radio was tits, man, tits!

Radioactive Blood

IN COLOR. The web whipping wonder has been brought to the big screen once again this weekend. We wouldn't miss the action and we wouldn't miss Emma Stone either. You know the milkshake will be in attendance and you know the icee will be big, big, big. Rock out to both the banging original theme song and the smokin ramones homage cover tune and then get off the web and go get into the webby world of ASM2 in a flick house. Go git on wit ya bad sef!

Now Is Now

We're doubling down this weekend with two songs that, well, just naturally go good together. And you won't find them pushed into the same realm anywhere but on your favorite blog. You've come here for a breath of sunshine and a clean breeze of good cheer. That's what we do, baby! Live your life by these sayings and everything will be blue skies for you: First: "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life." For one. And Second, tell your squeeze to "Hug Me In The A.M., Kiss Me In The...P.M." because, hey, a good man IS hard to find. Let Eric Idle and the Pythons along with Les Brown and the god of jazzy vocalists Butch Stone take you home with these life-affirmers. I got a chick about six-foot-two.....

Don't, Baby, Don't....Do Not

Don't Worry Baby, spring will turn into summer. All is well. Just have fun and go game. Life is a game after all. What is your late night gaming choice? PS4? Xbox? Old school Frogger? Still floating around out on Big Kahuna reef? Are you a degenerate gambler? Well stop it. Generate already! And what's this biz about Godzilla? There's only one and he's black-and-white and from the 50s. And what about all this jazz that Io has a liquid center. We knew that eons ago. Wow. The world grew fuzzy-brained since we've been hibernating. Ok, don't fret. Stop the consternation. Ease back on the tension. Breathe deep. Blow out. Calm yourself. There's plenty of help coming, plenty of pith arriving, plenty of entertainment delivering your way this spring and summer. Starting right here with your favorite blog: the milkshake. Groove with us. Smile again. Bloom out. Tell your friends, tell your next of kin, ease back and get a root beer and dig Brian's ode to the "babies" of the world. Are you somebody's baby? A real babe? Are you? C'mon and admit it....this is your song. You know it. Smile. And don't worry so much. Don't. Who says so, we do.

let's get dark

shhhhh. we're back. but some of the staff aren't awakened from stasis. all we can tell you of worthiness is that Saturday, March 29, at 8:30 pm is earth hour. Turn off your lights for 60 minutes. celebrate the earth in it's darkiness. why? we have no real clue. but we will turn off the milkshake's beacon and transmitter during that time. Come back soon for an April full of wholesome surprises. And when we say wholesome, we mean the opposite. Hee-he-he oh, one more item....happy new year, it's 2014!!!

little tiny men everywhere

how thrilled, that 'someone' must have been. And he must have been tempted to go in; He stayed out in the cold and when he left there he told....

seven minutes of (the other kind of) heaven

vince and bola float you thru jazz casual with Outra Vez. Perfect with a fire in the fireplace, or if you lack that, as we do here, then spray lighter fluid on an old wooden chair and set it ablaze. (Hint: works best outdoors.) The popping embers of the chair and the smell of vaporized enamels and glue resins only adds to your heightened sense of perceived invincibility you will feel with the soothing powers of these music masters at their craft ebbing into your limbs and eyeballs. Yes eyeballs!