little tiny men everywhere

how thrilled, that 'someone' must have been. And he must have been tempted to go in; He stayed out in the cold and when he left there he told....

seven minutes of (the other kind of) heaven

vince and bola float you thru jazz casual with Outra Vez. Perfect with a fire in the fireplace, or if you lack that, as we do here, then spray lighter fluid on an old wooden chair and set it ablaze. (Hint: works best outdoors.) The popping embers of the chair and the smell of vaporized enamels and glue resins only adds to your heightened sense of perceived invincibility you will feel with the soothing powers of these music masters at their craft ebbing into your limbs and eyeballs. Yes eyeballs!

Wat da hey?....six guns blazing and bullets ricocheting off cutlery

We received a request! By phone! This is so rare because we don't publish our phone nr. Also, we don't even have phone service at our command center....so it's near impossible. Yet it happened. We got a call from our lawyers and they said the blog is boring. They slammed the phone on us. So there is only one thing to do. We are calling in the bandito lobster gang (from south of the border). El crustacean invasion to the rescue. ....De Nada.

Mister

Friday dial it to 11 hasn't raised it's head for a stretch so we decided to go into session in our corporate "bored"room and come up with a danceable lil ditty you'd be a might pleased with. This is the result. Breezy in here ain't it?

i so tope you

Since the Milkshake has led the way in identifying the most vitally important scientific advancements of the day (liquid ocean under europa that needs exploring; life on titan--since our ship did land, it's by extension, us on titan; and voyager reaching interstellar space a year ago, just to name a few) it's no coincidence that we will take the lead once again and hereby be the first to proclaim to the science community that stops by here, and all you other little milkshakers, the best nerds-in-a-sitcom-original-sitcom-song of all time is this small wonder from Mister W. in the most recent Big Bang Theory. Go ahead and press play and then just try to get it out of your head. Just try. ....you're welcome.

play this with your corn flakes early in the morning.... 2 am....5 am....9 am....or midnight even!

First he wakes up at two am; then he wakes up at five am, all the while thinking about his chick and l'amour. He hugs his pillow and dreams so many dreams. A tall stack o wax says this tune is coverable. Enter Maxx. And we have reggae smoothly sliding thru this baby with mexican trumpets and the hammond B tres and he makes this old tune into a stone cool ballad the kids will snap to. Double down on your dime with Keith and his flock and you get a groovy thang that just had to be. And be it is.

If you go camping....

....enjoy wilderness cooking tips from this guy. Just watch out for spoons and cleavers flying backwards; and of course, flying squirrels raining down out of the trees. Har-har-har.... and ....ha-ha-ha-HAH!