Badges!? We don't gotta show you no creepin badges!!

Very rarely the vinyl gets a treatment like they did with this spooky 60s surf shack-up sound. Morgus and the Daringers with Morgus Creep. And a couple mustangs to look at while you get your groove creeping on out. Note from our Milkshake technicians up in the tower: they want to let you know that, after close inspection, they give full frontal approval to the album cover. Isn't that nice of them! Yes. Nice. VERY nice of them

P A N I C

The big breaker switch on the wall has been thrown. We've released the surf guitar wave and it's gonna continue to flow for days as we morph from June into July. Here come The Surfaris. And it's Point Panic. What else would it be? Like machine guns, oh those fenders. At some point in time you want it bad. And you know it. Don't look into the spinning blue too long, you might go insane.

jags peel out, lay licks, whammy it up

It's raining jaguar fender surf guitars in here. Why not? The Eliminators have arrived from SoCal to froth up your life. After a hard day of viewing giant robots beat the bolts out of each other, what better? Ahhhh summertime.

--> --> --> this way to the surf

Would you like to play the theremin? If the answer is yes (and why wouldn't it be?) then get your sweet webhead on over to femurdesign.com/theremin and have it right on your computer screen to fiddle around with. Are you the type who likes drifting? Well then, I'll meet you out on Big Kahuna Reef, where you'll find me most days. Coming soon in July: some mailbag Q & A; a couple brand new theme blogs you'll get tickled about; and maybe, possibly, a well-known guest blogger. We can't get any more definite yet, but when we know, you'll know. Here comes Samba Triste....pour something sweet, smooth and devastating over cracked ice....what? you never had bouron for breakfast before??........Oh grow up!

Spacing .... Out

Once in a green moon we play the ventures. That moon is now. To honor the longest day of the year and also to honor our quest to attain the stars we offer this killer surftastic space-race jammer. Climb on my rocket baby, the mars and the stars gonna be ours.

Howl at the summer moon

Is it sunny and bright by you? Is it misty and cool? Whatever it is....it's summer. Hi there! And why not Moon Dawg?

"say nighty night"

So a big meteor is going to wooooosh by us. Big whoop. Don't lose sleep over it my children. It's just the universe shedding. Let's get back to our dream-scheme weekend with a two-fer involving dreaming, dreams and dreamscapes (and let's throw in dreamsicles too if you have to; and dreamsville if you're going there; and a dream catcher to keep you safe at bedtime; and of course, not to forget the dream police which are, as they say, inside-of-my-head.) --Ummmm, not to be a jag, but, uhhh, where else would they be?

gone are the cares of life's busy throng

"Beautiful". Just one word that brings emotions.....of your very own. Beauty in a note of music; beauty in nature; beauty in art form, and of course beauty in the eyes and faces of people around us. "Dreamer". We'll let that speak for itself, it needs no help. This tune has been covered by more people than carter has liver pills, as they say, but we found thru our exhaustive research, that The Irish Tenors deliver it in a way that we think Stephen Foster meant most: from the heart and from the soul and also from somewhere far, far up in the heavens, beyond the clouds, where all beautiful dreams float free. After you listen, go quietly out and reach up for one, dreamer you-

official otherwise orificial

Does June have an official color? Sure. It's green, of course. (In case you have any tremulos as to what we mean, our staff have laid in three types....the green of our fauna; the green day of our punk; and the, um, I forgot what the last example was....I think it might be a green person?!) Does June have an official beverage? Youbetcha....it's light gold in color and has the name 'Ron Bacardi Superior' scrawled across it. And does June have an official mascot? Naturally. Since it's June, the critter would be the one and only: June BUGS! See Clip below. Finally....does it have a theme song? Well....shoot, if it didn't, it's about to. Let's let the octogenarian with the braids sing us atta-heah.

Looking Up

Really is summer....June 1....Meteorologically speaking. That's good enough for us. Mucha Muchacha seems to capture the spirit of all things warm. And for a little science: we've found a place in the universe known as a star nursery--where new stars are being born. See? Ain't they cute?! Get out and enjoy yourself, and all month too. Remember don't always have your head down toward the ground, gaze upward to the sky, and the stars, and don't forget to dream now and then. Mucho Gusto en el scientifika!