Wat da hey?....six guns blazing and bullets ricocheting off cutlery

We received a request! By phone! This is so rare because we don't publish our phone nr. Also, we don't even have phone service at our command center....so it's near impossible. Yet it happened. We got a call from our lawyers and they said the blog is boring. They slammed the phone on us. So there is only one thing to do. We are calling in the bandito lobster gang (from south of the border). El crustacean invasion to the rescue. ....De Nada.