A Blue Million

The i's have it. Out of the file drawer of the nonsensical, useless and silly, we have 'eyes'. What about them, you ask? Well it's generally viewed that about 78 percent of the random general population of earth has some shade of brown eyes. About 19 percent have blue and the remaining three odd percent have some other shade, possibly green or gold or even bloodshot red (no finger pointing). Sure there are tons of songs about eyes and how they are the mirrors of the soul and so on and so forth. Ok. Sure. For sheer relevancy we turn to who but Captain Beefheart and his Her Eyes Are A Blue Million Miles. This title, like the song, is just cool. Cool blue. Here's looking at you kid. But stop staring!