There's New Life On Mars, It's the Size Of a big Sedan, and it's name is Curiosity

Hello Mount Sharp! My name is Curiosity. I come from Earth. Glad to meet you. I just arrived. So....how's the weather? Where are the hot babes? Can I get a beverage.... The JPL control room (and about five million viewers, myself included) erupted in cheers and tears of joy at 12:35 cst as Curiosity did it! And immediately the super rover beamed back Martian images. Humans just advanced again. We have stepped boldly into the cosmos whether we realize it or not. History is rewritten just now. Thanks dreamers. Thanks adventurers. Y'all have a nice morning.